don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
