I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Ketchup is God's man juice
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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