3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I did not marry a roomba.
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