she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
