talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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