Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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