no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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