I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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