drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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