White coat. Heels.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
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