talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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