Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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