She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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