What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
please come you make the beer taste better
he told me I talked like a deaf person
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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