would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
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While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
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Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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