He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
home. puking in laundry basket.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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