At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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