quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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