the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
