I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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