I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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