i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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