If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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