I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
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Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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