Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
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i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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