i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
