I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
