You just made me feel so damn special
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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