Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
