After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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