just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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