And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
