I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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