His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
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