I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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