RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
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I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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