i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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