Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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