margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
