Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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