Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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