Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.