Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
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she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
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Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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