He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
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I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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