I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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