how can u be prego again
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
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I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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