Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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