Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
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