I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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