Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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