try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
he shaved USA in his pubs
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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