I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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