Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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