I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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