hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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