Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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