not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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