fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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