strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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